Post your picture!

I hope that answered your question. If not, then I'm sure you'll let me know. By standing out, I'm referring to the fact that if you have a pair of boots that are used by Law Enforcement, they don't have zippers on the sides of their boots- most of them wear the ankle boots. Firefighters wear similar boots to what I posted, however most of them prefer the bates or converse boots.(When they're not on a call of course, they were those boots around the station, and when they're not on calls.)
 

Seems logical, captain.

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Eddie_the_Hated


Seems logical, captain.

Is he a captain like Captain Planet? A blue commie?

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Is he the new Torr?

dibs on meatsheild.

Is he the new Torr?

dibs on meatsheild.

Sorry, too late.

immortaldanmx

Eddie_the_Hated


Seems logical, captain.

Is he a captain like Captain Planet? A blue commie?

I don't have a mullet Danny... This is not 1984.

Is he the new Torr?

dibs on meatsheild.

Sorry, too late.

Now now boys, there will be plenty of time to fight over the new meatshield.

I may need to drag Torr's ass back here at some point. He's working like, fourty/fifty hour work weeks. Shame we didn't capitalize on the superbowl weekend. We could've pranked his McJob...

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How come Zara looks like Eddie's Avatar?

Eddie_the_Hated

Is he the new Torr?

dibs on meatsheild.

Sorry, too late.

Now now boys, there will be plenty of time to fight over the new meatshield.

I may need to drag Torr's ass back here at some point. He's working like, fourty/fifty hour work weeks. Shame we didn't capitalize on the superbowl weekend. We could've pranked his McJob...

At least he is getting rid of his disease (poverty).

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

That he is. I was rather surprised when he told me how much he was taking home bi-weekly.

That'd kill me, but I'm seriously considering picking up a McJob for a bit of extra cash flow. The allure of having liquid funds at all times outweighs my enormous distaste for most fast food.

I wonder if the IRS would hunt me down for working two 16 hour jobs... ageist fuckers...

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They put caps based on your age? Is that a Michigan thing?  What a shithole.  Seriously Eddie it's the worst spot in America.  Save some cash and move out asap.  Even if you move out at a young age you're still better off, unless you get a scholarship or something. 

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

They put caps based on your age? Is that a Michigan thing?  What a shithole.  Seriously Eddie it's the worst spot in America.  Save some cash and move out asap.  Even if you move out at a young age you're still better off, unless you get a scholarship or something.

Well, sort of.

The fed doesn't place restrictions on labor hours, but just about every state has much more restrictive laws than the federal mandate. If I'm following the de-facto Michiganian law, I can put in no more than 48 hours work and school combined.

I'm a hard-worker by nature. I really wouldn't mind putting in 25-30 hours in a week, and take the weekends to myself, but the guv'mint tells me it's not in my best interest. As of right now, I've filed a formal grievance with the wage and hour deviation department, and I'm awaiting approval for more hours, but they could easily deny me based on a lack of necessity.

...That's the kicker of it too. I can't put all that much away, to move out, because... I can't work!

I'm looking to get out though (at the latest) at the end of next school term. Hopefully, the end of this school year, but as age of majority is 18 in Michigan, I have next to no autonomy rights, so if my parents were to decide that I was better suited in shitsville...



At any rate, I'm thinking somewhere urban. There's a big enough college town about 45 minutes west of here, out where Torr lives. Anywhere that doesn't shut down at nine o'clock sharp would be palatable at this point though.

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Johnny Jiron


How come Zara looks like Eddie's Avatar?

Are you still feeling emo where your bitch dumped you?

Johnny Jiron


How come Zara looks like Eddie's Avatar?

Also, if you're TRYING to troll me, sorry, but you're doing it wrong. Making fun of somebodies looks in an attempt to troll them is rigged to fail. You can't troll somebody that way. Just my opinion, but look for something to troll me with. Somebody who isn't self conscious is not going to be offended by somebody dropping bombs on their looks. The-bounce-jumped-the-deuce. You notice how I said- "TRYING", the keyword in that is- "TRY"; which is basically all you can do to avoid fucking up, strikingly similar to the way your mom fucked up 10 months before giving birth to you(drunk father, fist, beer bottle, harsh language). It wasn't your mom's fault, I'm sure any woman would have submitted to a lumberjack with a beer bottle demanding sex.

Being quick to be so defencive over a little comment may say more about how self conscious you really are...Especially being that your face is the only thing showing I would harldy say I was making a direct comparison. I was merely noting that when your picture got posted it reminded me of Eddie's avatar. 

I mean having to double post and go back and re-edit your comment really just says how hurt you felt. Must've put you in a frenzy. I didn't mean to evoke such hostile emotions. Do you wanna talk about it little buddy?

Johnny Jiron


Being quick to be so defencive over a little comment may say more about how self conscious you really are...Especially being that your face is the only thing showing I would harldy say I was making a direct comparison. I was merely noting that when your picture got posted it reminded me of Eddie's avatar. 

I mean having to double post and go back and re-edit your comment really just says how hurt you felt. Must've put you in a frenzy. I didn't mean to evoke such hostile emotions. Do you wanna talk about it little buddy?

 Your grammar sure outlines your personality and intelligence, which is surprising because you seem to be the worst person when it comes to syntax and grammar. I re-edited the comment because I made a run-on sentence, which is disgusting and left me aghast. And please note for future reference, that it is particularly hard to tell what the person is talking about, especially because I can't look at your body language and tell if you're being a smart ass; or if you're nervous; if you're scared; or if you're angry, or comfortable with that person and what they're saying. I'm not apologizing because I actually meant everything I said. The double post you were conversing about; I double post frequently, that's how I've always posted, and it is how I post when I post at: forums.ytmnsfw.com Where everybody double posts, and trolls each other for no apparent reason. To come on this site- having to be respectful is something I'm having to work on.

 

I mean having to double post and go back and re-edit your comment really just says how hurt you felt. Must've put you in a frenzy. I didn't mean to evoke such hostile emotions. Do you wanna talk about it little buddy?

Lol, that's ironic coming from the guy who was on suicide watch after his girlfriend dumped him.

mastachefbkw

I mean having to double post and go back and re-edit your comment really just says how hurt you felt. Must've put you in a frenzy. I didn't mean to evoke such hostile emotions. Do you wanna talk about it little buddy?

Lol, that's ironic coming from the guy who was on suicide watch after his girlfriend dumped him.

(insert ytmnsfw meme) :sickburn:

Aww you guys looked out for me way back when, made sure I didn't do nothing bad to myself. Aint that something special.
And the fact you carry the memory for what is now well over a year means oh so much. Well keep carrying that torch trooper. Keep on carrying it.

Johnny Jiron


Aww you guys looked out for me way back when, made sure I didn't do nothing bad to myself. Aint that something special.
And the fact you carry the memory for what is now well over a year means oh so much. Well keep carrying that torch trooper. Keep on carrying it.

Go back to posting your attention-whoring wannabe suicide photos.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Well I don't wanna let down my loyal supporters who, unbeknownst to me, have been looking out for my well being. As well as paying close attention to much of what I do. So here you go little buddies as requested:



:)

hmmm, lets see. Arterial slash, little to no blood. Within seconds of cutting your wrist, and deep enough, within 10 seconds you would be comatose. You clearly had time to take your picture. Shall I say- "No blood". Fake? Sure is. Looks to me that you had to try a couple times on getting the moulage kit right(notice the faded, dried "blood" below the cut). And, if you were to actually slit your wrists, you would have a thin-bladed laceration on your wrist. Dark blood shows venous bleeding, Veneous blood is dark red, not light red, associated with artial bleeding(which the blood would be if you cut your wrists). venous blood is blood returning to the heart (in veins). With one exception (the pulmonary blood) this blood is de-oxygenated and high in carbon dioxide, having released oxygen and absorbed CO2 in the tissues.

The jist of the story is this; if you slit your wrists, it would be light red blood, spurting blood according to your heart beat, secondly, you would have slashed your brachial artery, not your veins.

immortaldanmx

Johnny Jiron


Aww you guys looked out for me way back when, made sure I didn't do nothing bad to myself. Aint that something special.
And the fact you carry the memory for what is now well over a year means oh so much. Well keep carrying that torch trooper. Keep on carrying it.

Go back to posting your attention-whoring wannabe suicide photos.

Yeah, what is super funny, is if I wanted to troll him senseless, I could contact Access in Roanoke, report his acc name, and they have the legal right to IP trace his IP address, and within a hour the Police Officers/Deputy Sheriffs/Sheriff's Deputies would be knocking on his door and seving him a ECO or TDO(ECO= Emergency Custody Order; TDO= Temporary Detainment Order). Meaning, you're handcuffed, taken to the hospital, having a EVAL done on you, THEN spending a MANDATORY week in a Psych Ward, most likely a level 2 Psych Ward(for people who have attempted suicide).

Oh, do you also notice the un-natural blood flow/blood pooling around the cut. Dead give away that it's fake. I still can't get over the Venous blood that is supposed to pass off as Arterial blood; notice how "chunky" the blood looks? Now, unless you've been dead for around 8 hours, that is HUMANLY impossible for blood to do that; another note, arterial blood would have been pouring down your arm.

 That makes me remember a poor lad that slit his wrists and did not die, so he later hung himself with a noose- snapping his trachea in two, causing him to suffocate. Can't say I feel sorry for him, because I'd be lying. The ME said he suffered for about 5 minutes before he actually went unconscious, and another 2 or so minutes before he actually died.

Zarathustra


hmmm, lets see. Arterial slash, little to no blood. Within seconds of cutting your wrist, and deep enough, within 10 seconds you would be comatose. You clearly had time to take your picture. Shall I say- "No blood". Fake? Sure is. Looks to me that you had to try a couple times on getting the moulage kit right(notice the faded, dried "blood" below the cut). And, if you were to actually slit your wrists, you would have a thin-bladed laceration on your wrist. Dark blood shows venous bleeding, Veneous blood is dark red, not light red, associated with artial bleeding(which the blood would be if you cut your wrists). venous blood is blood returning to the heart (in veins). With one exception (the pulmonary blood) this blood is de-oxygenated and high in carbon dioxide, having released oxygen and absorbed CO2 in the tissues.

The jist of the story is this; if you slit your wrists, it would be light red blood, spurting blood according to your heart beat, secondly, you would have slashed your brachial artery, not your veins.

LoL I explained this picture months ago. The obviously fake blood was addedd over the fake wound to test out if it would conceal the quick attachment job. I have far more than enough time to concern myself with the details. I'm also not gonna spend loads of money to make a budget slasher flick. It'd be pointless and far less fun. Reality is pretty boring to watch.


EDIT: I got a lot of these things - http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyjiron86/sets/72157604031543641/ Gore fx that are cheap and quick. Comes in handy when you wanna stay under budget.

Hahaha... what the fuck?

wha why??

I dunno. Pickles maybe?

So yeah awhile back me and a few friends were drinking. At around 2am there was a scratching at the door. I went to investigate. Once I opend the door this hero walked in. Very casual very harmless just strolled in like he been here before. The dog was very old looking and drooled a lot. So yeah he just walked in lounged about and hung out for a few hours got some food and drink. Eventually we let him back out into the wild to continue his journey. I'm gonna miss that bastard.

Johnny Jiron

Zarathustra


hmmm, lets see. Arterial slash, little to no blood. Within seconds of cutting your wrist, and deep enough, within 10 seconds you would be comatose. You clearly had time to take your picture. Shall I say- "No blood". Fake? Sure is. Looks to me that you had to try a couple times on getting the moulage kit right(notice the faded, dried "blood" below the cut). And, if you were to actually slit your wrists, you would have a thin-bladed laceration on your wrist. Dark blood shows venous bleeding, Veneous blood is dark red, not light red, associated with artial bleeding(which the blood would be if you cut your wrists). venous blood is blood returning to the heart (in veins). With one exception (the pulmonary blood) this blood is de-oxygenated and high in carbon dioxide, having released oxygen and absorbed CO2 in the tissues.

The jist of the story is this; if you slit your wrists, it would be light red blood, spurting blood according to your heart beat, secondly, you would have slashed your brachial artery, not your veins.

LoL I explained this picture months ago. The obviously fake blood was addedd over the fake wound to test out if it would conceal the quick attachment job. I have far more than enough time to concern myself with the details. I'm also not gonna spend loads of money to make a budget slasher flick. It'd be pointless and far less fun. Reality is pretty boring to watch.


EDIT: I got a lot of these things - http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyjiron86/sets/72157604031543641/ Gore fx that are cheap and quick. Comes in handy when you wanna stay under budget.

Uhhh, bro,  We're the only reality; the reality is inside us. Because you're all alone like a star in the heavens, overcome by a icy despair, but more firmly yourself than others. I obviously was not around to witness that thread. Make your blood slightly lighter on your Moulage Kit, thinner laceration, and verticle, not horizontal.

Uhhh, bro,  We're the only reality; the reality is inside us. Because you're all alone like a star in the heavens, overcome by a icy despair, but more firmly yourself than others.

Proving to me once again, that on the internet, everybody is an MMA boxer, and Dr. Phil.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Aww you guys looked out for me way back when, made sure I didn't do nothing bad to myself. Aint that something special.
And the fact you carry the memory for what is now well over a year means oh so much. Well keep carrying that torch trooper. Keep on carrying it.

Love you too, babe.

I can't help but think this thread has gone off topic.  In any case, what should I eat for dinner?

Gamer


I can't help but think this thread has gone off topic.  In any case, what should I eat for dinner?

Something Italian, perhaps?

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Chinese. Not the actual Chinese food, but you know, the Chinese food that you would more than likely find in America, but not China. Like General Tso's Chicken.

Eddie_the_Hated

Uhhh, bro,  We're the only reality; the reality is inside us. Because you're all alone like a star in the heavens, overcome by a icy despair, but more firmly yourself than others.

Proving to me once again, that on the internet, everybody is an MMA boxer, and Dr. Phil.

Or maybe the fact that I have Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Siddhartha, Beyond Good And Evil, Self Hypnosis, The God Delusion, Atlas Shrugged, Bad Men Do What Good Men Dream, Studying Body Language And Applying It To Everyday Use, Tactical Human Tracking, Case Files Of An American Mantracker, Analysis Of Lost Person Behavior, Tracking: A Blueprint For Learning How.

What I'm saying, is that I see somebody who is wearing a police uniform, I say he's a cop; I see a person who avoids eye contact with you before you say anything, I say he has something to hide.

The God Delusion

Well...here is your first problem. Reading Richard Twatkins will fry your brain. It's pretty sad when you get trolled by a Christian chick....in literature form.

What I'm saying, is that I see somebody who is wearing a police uniform, I say he's a cop; I see a person who avoids eye contact with you before you say anything, I say he has something to hide.

Yes, but what are you prepared to do about it?

Analysis without action is self-masturbation.

And is Johnny the only one who posts pictures in here anymore?  What happened to the rule about not posting without a pic?

Well...


My ex and I at Top of the World Restaurant in Vegas.

Chee Saw

What I'm saying, is that I see somebody who is wearing a police uniform, I say he's a cop; I see a person who avoids eye contact with you before you say anything, I say he has something to hide.

Yes, but what are you prepared to do about it?

Analysis without action is self-masturbation.

And is Johnny the only one who posts pictures in here anymore?  What happened to the rule about not posting without a pic?

Well...


My ex and I at Top of the World Restaurant in Vegas.

The key to getting people to trust you, is when you know more about them then they like, or being able to find out what information you want from somebody who is lying; people who are called liars, and they are lying, will get overly defensive, or they'll change their story. And I only said what I said because I went through an Introduction to Law Enforcement Class and about 90% of that class was interrogation tactics, and studying body language and being able to execute off of somebody who is being deceptive. Body language is like a poker face; everybody has a different style; everybody has a bluff, it's all about calling their bluff with facts, making them question themselves. We also got to learn some minimum Graphology(Handwriting Analysis) in that class- so I can read somebodies signature, and be able to know what kind of person they are... to a CERTAIN EXTENT, I'm not a Graphologist, so I can't pull a Trump Card.

mastachefbkw

The God Delusion

Well...here is your first problem. Reading Richard Twatkins will fry your brain. It's pretty sad when you get trolled by a Christian chick....in literature form.

Yeah, but I do try and keep an open mind about things, so to me, it doesn't hurt reading about Atheism because it helps me learn about the "other side"

Yeah, but I do try and keep an open mind about things, so to me, it doesn't hurt reading about Atheism because it helps me learn about the "other side"

If you're going to read about gaytheism at least read a book written by a respectable author.