The OFFICAL thread of Things that piss you off

The fuc.k?!

I' m supposed to be revered you fuc.kheads!

VX, this is all your doing!

VX, this is all your doing!

No it was the one armed man

PMSL

Nitro you been pwn' d...

my brain. I swear as each day comes and goes it break just a little more.

I mean wtf is this???




I co-own and run a daycare for fuck sake... for shame Johnny Jiron for shame...but don' t worry I' m total professional at work. That and i' m quitting as soon as i find a new job. This job pisses me off too.

*laughs at Nitro*

ORIGINAL: Mass X

I mean wtf is this???

Well the one on the left is obviously Torrs mum...

The fuc.k?!

I' m supposed to be revered you fuc.kheads!

VX, this is all your doing!

Nitro, I never knew you were such a...lovable fellow

I' m not. I' m an asshole. The only person i even remotely like here is Agent, ...i simply tolerate the rest of you. You' re all pathetic excuses for gamers (with the exceptions of Terry and Joe ofcourse) and i have to wade through copious amounts of uninteristing bullshit to find something i want to discuss

I cant believe you guys haven' t thought of this


or

Oh don' t be giving them ideas...

HAI GUYS NITRO NEEDS A HUG.

GROUP HUG.

HE' S SO HUGABLE.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Fuc.k you Nitro you fuc.king Jew!

Bitch looks like Diddy Kong...

hahahaha Oh gods. Furbys. *shudders*
Those things, when they ' die' it sounds so fucking creepy i died inside when i heard it.
[:' (]

I cant believe you guys haven' t thought of this

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Dude I got a Gizmo Furby. I' m gonna go dig it up to see if it says Nitro anywhere on the box.

ORIGINAL: Mass X

I cant believe you guys haven' t thought of this

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Dude I got a Gizmo Furby. I' m gonna go dig it up to see if it says Nitro anywhere on the box.

BAHAHAHA
oh man, burn.

Don' t fuc.k with the Jew...

Dude I got a Gizmo Furby. I' m gonna go dig it up to see if it says Nitro anywhere on the box.

Those things were the fucking worst invention ever. It would beg you to feed it for a goddamn hour. I had one for like 30 min. and I pulled the batteries out of it and put them in a gameboy.

Fixed.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Kansas

ORIGINAL: Silentbomber

Fixed.

Nitro you got perdy lips!!!!!

You haven' t been the same since the pregnancy scare. I think your inner asshole died

Nah, while that did fuck me up a bit, I don' t think it killed my inner asshole? For one thing, I don' t have an inner asshole. The asshole is me, spread evenly and extra thick.

I think the reason I went soft, or restrained is because I gave up drinking. I was having problems with my stomach, thought it was the alcohol hence why I gave it up along with soda. However, the problems didn' t go away. I discovered that my stomach problems were caused by milk. Fucking milk, I used to drink that stuff by the gallon as a kid and never had any problems. I don' t give a shit, I' m off milk now and feeling better. As long as I can start drinking again I' m happy. Chug a lug mother f.uckers!

...When you want to start a fuc.king gaming art thread but don' t know whether to put it in VG or EE

When you want to start a fuc.king gaming art thread but don' t know whether to put it in VG or EE

I think you can pick either!

As long as I can start drinking again I' m happy. Chug a lug mother f.uckers!

Yes! Drunk Agent is making a comeback!

As long as I can start drinking again I' m happy. Chug a lug mother f.uckers!


Yes! Drunk Agent is making a comeback!

Tss. Jealous. Santens won' t let me drink. He gets shitty. >: (

Recessions.

I' m sitting in a meeting right now at work (via phone) and I realized what really pisses me off. I HATE when people pronounce words that end with an ' a' with ' er' . Like for this example, one of the women calls Sega, Seger. One of my English teachers in high school did this. Idea was ide-er, extra was extrer, Indiana was Indianer, etc...

F*cking kills me. It' s not that f*cking hard to pronounce the ' a' . I mean shit, they are able to do it fine when it' s anywhere else in the word. At the end though it' s like their brain has a nervous breakdown and doesn' t know what to do. Makes me f*ckin irate!

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

Lack of money.

ORIGINAL: kitten

Tss. Jealous. Santens won' t let me drink. He gets shitty. >: (

I' m experiencing a serious lack of respect for both of you.

ORIGINAL: Rampage99

I' m sitting in a meeting right now at work (via phone) and I realized what really pisses me off. I HATE when people pronounce words that end with an ' a' with ' er' . Like for this example, one of the women calls Sega, Seger. One of my English teachers in high school did this. Idea was ide-er, extra was extrer, Indiana was Indianer, etc...

F*cking kills me. It' s not that f*cking hard to pronounce the ' a' . I mean shit, they are able to do it fine when it' s anywhere else in the word. At the end though it' s like their brain has a nervous breakdown and doesn' t know what to do. Makes me f*ckin irate!

You realise that to Europeans - every American sounds like that... don' t you? Pisses me off too

I find it funny because both Europeans at my job are the ones pronouncing it wrong. I don' t understand how the ' a' can be said just fine at the beginning or middle of the word but when it' s at the end it suddenly becomes an ' r' . Aaaaaaaaaaa and errrrrrrrrrrr are two very different sounds. F*cking annoying.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

Maybe the europeans are doing it to sound more american.

Well there' s European and English. For most Europeans it' s a second language.

Except it doesn' t sound American. The only people I encounter that make that retarded ' errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' at the end of their words that are American are New Yorkers. The high school teacher I mentioned was from NY.

Pretty sure both people at work that do it are English. F*cking people can' t speak their own language properly.

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

I' ve only heard that from Americans from the Northeast. And it' s not at the end of every word that ends in a vowel... it' s only when one word ends with a vowel and the next one begins with a vowel.

So it' d be like, " Hannah was buying a banana right now" in one sentence, but " Hanner is buying a bananer at the moment."

You realise that to Europeans - every American sounds like that... don' t you? Pisses me off too

We got shafted with our accents. I' m more used to Texmex and southern accents than I used to be, but they still irritate me to no end. British English definitely has a more distinguished sound.

British accents sound far too pompous (some of you may need to look that word up). American English is so much better. In fact, this whole post of mine is so pompous that it should only be read with a British accent. ;)

what the hell you guys spell colour without the u, complete madness.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Yours looks like it' s French when you read it compared to ours.

End of argument.

Americans are colour blind.

And that' s a good thing!