Want a skullcap?

Re:Want a skullcap? (Agent Ghost)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:57:05 GMT

I've mastered shaving while drunk and/or high.

Tips on shaving while intoxicated:

1: No matter how high you are shaving cream never tastes like whip cream...ever.
2: good idea=shaving your facial hair while intoxicated,
bad idea=shaving your pubic hair while intoxicated,
really bad idea=shaving a chicks pubic hair while intoxicated.
3. Shaving only one half of your face will not become fashionable.
4. If you see hair on your tongue, you're likely hallucinating. Leave it alone, if it's still there in the morning then perhaps see a doctor.
5. Leave your eyebrows alone. Women really need to pay attention to this one.
6. The Hitler mustache is passe.
7. If you find yourself having difficulty shaving because you won't stop dancing to the music, you drank too much, wait until tomorrow.
8. If your friends are videotaping yourself shave you've also drank too much, also recommended to wait until the next day.
9. Don't rinse your blade with toilet water.
10. don't drink the after shave. Don't even use after shave. Forget the fucking after shave.

Re:Want a skullcap? (emofag)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:29:23 GMT

locopuyo

it sucks when u feel like u should shave but ur drunk so u know it's not a good idea because you'll do a bad job and have random hair not shaved and cut urself and stuffbut it feels really bad it just sucks. at least i'm not drinking crappy miller lighgt so i won't feel like crap and poop all over in the toilet tomorrow.

Re:Want a skullcap? (Eddie_the_Hated)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:25:01 GMT

Maybe we should dress Loco up in the keffiyeh, drunk, and send him to Israel instead.

Re:Want a skullcap? (locopuyo)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:52:44 GMT

it sucks when u feel like u should shave but ur drunk so u know it's not a good idea because you'll do a bad job and have random hair not shaved and cut urself and stuffbut it feels really bad it just sucks. at least i'm not drinking crappy miller lighgt so i won't feel like crap and poop all over in the toilet tomorrow.

Re:Want a skullcap? (locopuyo)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:01:46 GMT

Agent Ghost

Get a Tee-shirt that reads "I <3 Moses" and you'll be fine.

LOL I should stop drinking....nah.

lol I should start drinking....yeah.

Re:Want a skullcap? (Agent Ghost)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:57:26 GMT

Get a Tee-shirt that reads "I <3 Moses" and you'll be fine.

LOL I should stop drinking....nah.

Re:Want a skullcap? (Eddie_the_Hated)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:35:44 GMT

Cool... thanks buddy. If it's pricy, don't bother though. Be sure to send or post a shitload of pictures.

I just hope i don't get arrested. I have a knack for saying the wrong thing in fucked up countries like Israel. I probably need to evaluate what clothes i can wear too...

I'm thinking something classy. A black-and-white checkered Keffiyeh ought to do nicely. You don't want to stick out in a country like that.

Re:Want a skullcap? (immortaldanmx)

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:58:44 GMT

mikayd2

Mikayd might show up to get his ass whooped .

I take it I don't have your support. Dam shame

Friday Night Minority Fight!

I'll be taking bets.

Re:Want a skullcap? (mikayd2)

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:53:26 GMT

Mikayd might show up to get his ass whooped .

I take it I don't have your support. Dam shame

Re:Want a skullcap? (Nitro)

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:27:36 GMT

Sorry, ...a kipper.

Re:Want a skullcap? (Agent Ghost)

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:02:47 GMT

I assume we're not talking about the plant. I'll pass.

Re:Want a skullcap? (2pac)

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:20:36 GMT

You shouldnt post your travel plans on the boards nitro . Mikayd might show up to get his ass whooped . Go easy on him [:P]

Want a skullcap? (Nitro)

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:58:42 GMT

I'll be in Tel Aviv in 3 weeks time, and i know a place that does these awesome branded skullcaps. Does anybody want me to get them one?

;)

I'm going to see if i can pick some IDF shit up for Eddie... although i'm told it can be hard to come by without spending a fortune.

I just hope i don't get arrested. I have a knack for saying the wrong thing in fucked up countries like Israel. I probably need to evaluate what clothes i can wear too...