Michael Jackson Dead

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Eddie_the_Hated)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:08:54 GMT

The shamwow's built like shit, but Emo's right. Mighty putty rocks.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (mastachefbkw)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:03:14 GMT

A relative of mine actually used the Hercules Hooks, but although they did the job, she bitched that they put holes in her walls

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (emofag)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:03:37 GMT

Eddie_the_Hated

So, then why have I heard shit all about the guy up until he died?

The media doesn't represent his popularity.

Sigh. No Billy Mays. Now who will I buy shitty products that don't do their job from? Vince?

Hey, mighty putty owns and oxyclean is a decent detergent. Most of billy may's stuff was good, that's why he was so popular people felt they could trust him, vince is a scammer.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (choupolo)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:47:30 GMT

Thanks Masta, I can sort of imagine watching him on TV for fun. Was it meant to be comedy or did he actually make people buy stuff?

As for the heart failure causing injection - I'm struggling to think of an injection for an otherwise well person that would cause catastrophic sudden heart failure that would kill you in your sleep or before you could at least call for help and get treatment.

Just reinforces that even respected news outlets can print/broadcast complete bollocks and hearsay, as long as the average guy won't pick them up on it.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Eddie_the_Hated)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:11:49 GMT

that is your answer as to why the media is making a big deal out of his death, and you're wrong in saying "nobody" cared about him.

So, then why have I heard shit all about the guy up until he died?

On the way up, the media adored him, when the pedo story broke, they reviled him. When he got off the hook, they loved him again, and for the last five years or so, I haven't heard shit.

But we're diverging from the primary point. How many times did Michael Jackson park his beef bus in your turd town? You're getting awfully defensive.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (mastachefbkw)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:21:11 GMT

Who's Billy Mays? Or Vince for that matter.

Billy Mays = "HOLY MUTHERFUCKIN CAPS LOCK! JESUS CHRIST HELP THE FAGGOTS WHO DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT IN THE NEXT 20 MIN. OR LESS! THIS IS THE ALLLLLLL NEEEEEEEW OXY CLEAN SUPER DUPER ULTRA A++++++++++++++++++! CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES, GET RID OF STAINS, KIDNAP AT GUN POINT, ANIHLATE THE JEWS, TAKE OVER THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE WITH THIS PRODUCT. FROM THE MAKERS OF ZOMG SUPAR MIGHTY PUTTY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONSEQUENCES. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WAIIIT!!!!!ELEVEN! CALL NAO AND YOU'LL RECIEVE NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE, YOU HEARD ME FOUR, COUNT 'EM FIVE TUBS OF USELESS CRAP! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD THE PHONE! CALL NOW AND YOU'LL ALSO RECIEVE A PLASTIC CUP TO POUR YOUR OXYCLEAN!!!!!! THATS A $200 BARGAIN!!!!11 NOW YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF, "Billy, how much is this great value?" FOR ONLY 7 PAYMENTS OF $19.99 YOU CAN ENJOY THIS GREAT BUY FOR YEEEEEEEAAAARS TO COME! BUY YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOO MUCH I'M GOING TO CUT IT IN HALF!!!!!! CAAAAAAAL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vince = Shamwow guy = "OMFG! ITS SHAMWOWWWWW! ITS LIKE A TOWEL AND JANK! IT PICKS SHIT UP THAT YOUR FILTHY ASS MAKES! USE IT TO ABUSE YOUR ANIMALS, WRECK NEIGHBOR'S YARDS, COVER UP MURDER, ESCAPE CHILD MOLESTATION CLAIMS, AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MOAR!!!!!! ITS MADE IN GERMANY SO IT KICKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!ONE ONE ONE!"

If that doesn't clear it up, nothing will.

Again the article says he died from "heart failure". Heart failures unlikely since its a slow, nasty way to die. You probably would have known about it in advance.

I was watching some news station(CNN I believe) that said it may have/ probably was caused by some injection the doctor put in him that has a chance of causing heart failure.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (choupolo)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:21:34 GMT

Who's Billy Mays? Or Vince for that matter.

Again the article says he died from "heart failure". Heart failures unlikely since its a slow, nasty way to die. You probably would have known about it in advance.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (mastachefbkw)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:32:42 GMT

Sigh. No Billy Mays. Now who will I buy shitty products that don't do their job from? Vince?

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Iad umboros)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:42:41 GMT

emofag

It's like, the fact that you are a homosexual doesn't change the fact that you're also a retard, his pedophilia and fame are two completely seperate things.

You should be banned for the amount of grief you dish out on these forums, but this one totally cracked me up. I need to use that on someone.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Joe Redifer)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:39:15 GMT

So what happens with that? You get a refund, or are you just shit outta luck?

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Silentbomber)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:28:03 GMT

I had a ticket for one of the July concerts...

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Johnny Jiron)

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:55:38 GMT

1 little 2 little 3 little dead celebs
4 little 5 little 6 little dead celebs
8 little 9 little 10 little dead celebs
Allllll rotting underground...

Well thats was slightly fun.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (emofag)

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:49:09 GMT

Eddie_the_Hated

...He fucked kids

He probably did, but this isn't an argument about wether or not he was a pedophile. It is a fact that even after all his problems he was still a superstar and the most popular entertainer in the world, that is your answer as to why the media is making a big deal out of his death, and you're wrong in saying "nobody" cared about him.

It's like, the fact that you are a homosexual doesn't change the fact that you're also a retard, his pedophilia and fame are two completely seperate things.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Torr)

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:28:10 GMT

Now something actually interesting, Billy Mays is dead!!

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (Eddie_the_Hated)

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:28:29 GMT

...He fucked kids, and you spelled "you're" wrong.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (emofag)

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:31:25 GMT

Yeah nobody cared about him but his tour concerts were sold out a year in advance, you don't know what your talking about.

I don't even like him, I would never go to one of his concerts, I'm just pointing out that you're talking out of your ass.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (mastachefbkw)

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:26:34 GMT

This is almost as retarded as your little "Halo on PS3" stunt.

Ouch. That's a low blow.

Michael Jackson was washed up. Its what happens when you become old and no one cares about you unless its about a child molestation case or a final tour to bail your broke ass out of $400 million in debt. Sure MJ was great back in the day(black days, of course)

I say its a stunt to revive MJ jokes, because I'm sick of hearing "wut do MJ and kmart havez in commenz? Boys pants half off ololololololoo"

R.I.P black, thriller Michael. Not so much crazy, pasty white, awkward, child molesting Michael.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (choupolo)

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 06:24:46 GMT

Actually if you fall of a cliff the cause of death is falling of a cliff, not cardiac arrest.

Of course... ? What I'm saying is that your "cardia" will "arrest" afterwards. Its like saying when you die, your heart stops. Saying he died of a cardiac arrest gives us no clue as to the actual cause of death. Its why you'll never see cardiac arrest written on a death certificate.

I know what Eddie means though. Yesterday they were putting up comments from celebrities from twitter on the news - and there was one from Corey Feldman saying "It is a shock and a tragedy". I was like, cool the guy from the Goonies is still around.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (emofag)

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:27:07 GMT

Eddie_the_Hated

Then you're fucked.

I'm already sick of hearing about Michael Jackson. I never lived through the eighties, so the cult of personality is somewhat lost on me, but seriously. Nobody gave two shits about Michael Jackson yesterday, now there are people dancing in the streets, selling shitty memorial tee shirts in his loving memory?

What the hell is that? He was a washed up pop-star paedophile who died trying to make a comeback. I spent fifteen minutes in vain hoping that any major news network would cover the biggest fucking environmental bill to move through congress in a decade, and all I hear is hollywood elites shedding tears for Michael Jackson.

Cable news is a joke. I just looked it up online.

Um, as of the minute before he died he still had the biggest fanbase of any entertainer alive, and probably has the biggest fanbase of any dead entertainer as of now. Just because you're ignorant doesn't mean he's a nobody.

He wasn't trying to make a comeback, he was going on the final tour of his career, he was far from "washed up" as he has never had an album that didn't go multi-platinum, even Invincible in 2001 which was his "worst" album sold 10 million copies. That's more than what most "relevant" current music idols this decade could sell.

This is almost as retarded as your little "Halo on PS3" stunt.

Re:Michael Jackson Dead (nekkid_monkey)

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:51:47 GMT

It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop.